Friday, October 24, 2008

Hey Everyone - Lets All Get Drunk for Light Rail!

This afternoon, Mayor Mark Funkhouser and a bunch of other "suit & tie", pinkie raisin, yuppie types in line with the cause will be pulling beers at the River Market Brewing Company to raise awareness for the latest and greatest light rail plan to end all light rail plans. 
So come on down to the City Market and get hammered for the cause. When you're done, you can take the train home. 
Oh, wait. 
Its not built yet. 
Details. Dang it!!  
Well, come on down anyway!! 
Pay no mind to the small man behind the curtain!!! 

Maybe you can coax the Mayor in to buyin you a round or two. Hey, get em now, because if this thing passes, you won't have any money for those hefty, local brews later!